Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

I am a mime

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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