- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Balls

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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