- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*