- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

A man was shot. He died.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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