- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What is life? Paul.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Yo Momma So Fat!

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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