A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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Dead girls can't say no.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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