- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

quantum physics?

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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