- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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