- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Click here to end the world.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

My Boyfriend

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

I have a horse.

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