- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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