- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

How come anti jokes r funny

every knight i see an owl at window

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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