- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

every knight i see an owl at window

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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