How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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