- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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