- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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