- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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