Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

womens rights

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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