What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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