why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

9/11 my birthday

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Anti Joke

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