A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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