All of these jokes are about white people

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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