rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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