- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Burp

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??