- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Come in

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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