Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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