- Anti Joke

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

ure mama's so fat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you