a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

The GOV and the WHO?

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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