- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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