- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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