A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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