At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Read a Book.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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