- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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