- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

someone called someone else a frog

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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