- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

autistic kids rock

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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