Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Rylan Clark

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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