- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

penis. nuff said.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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