how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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deez nuts

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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a irish man walks past a bar

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