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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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