- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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