- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

There was a chicken. It squarked.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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