- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

13 =B you just learned something

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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