- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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