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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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