- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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