- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Pain Olympics.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

steven hawking walks into a bar

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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