- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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