Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

whats a joke

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

No your aunties a joke

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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