- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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