No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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