whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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