How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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