- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Knock knock Whose there? 4

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

George W. Bush

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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