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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

A drunk guy walks into a car

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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