What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

I have cancer. And you're next.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

why dont they make black forks

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

My spelling is horrible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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