- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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