What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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You idiot.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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