How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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smell the vitamin C

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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