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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Maths.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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