why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Weaner

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Lololol

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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