What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Burp

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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