What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

My spelling is horrible

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Im taking a shit right now.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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