Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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