- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Indians

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What is my name? I dont know

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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