- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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