Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Your girlfriend.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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