- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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