Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Gus's mom

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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