whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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