Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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