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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Guess what? I like trains.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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