- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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