- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

roses are red poo is poo

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Your girlfriend.

A women left the kitchen.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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