how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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