- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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