- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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