- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Get on the boat.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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