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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss