What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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