Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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