- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Tony Romo

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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