- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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