- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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