I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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