- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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