Why did the blonde fall down the stairs? Somebody tripped her.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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