- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

i'm hard

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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