- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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