- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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