- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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