My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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