- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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