Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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