roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

the lemon was sweet.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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