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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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