What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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no.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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woman's rights

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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