- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

why did the black guy die? cancer

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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