- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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