A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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