- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A lot eh?

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

what are you mike bibby?

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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