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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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