- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Women can vote? WTF

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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