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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

If Steve has 5 apples and gives Jenny 2, it is obvious they aren't eating oranges.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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