Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

I'm Coming

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

YOU

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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