- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

why did you poop because you are a poop

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