- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

I'm so punny.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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