- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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