- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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