- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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penis. nuff said.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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