- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Men's rights

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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