knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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