- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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