Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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