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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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