Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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