How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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