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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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