- Anti Joke

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."