What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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