- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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