What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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hi jonny

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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