What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

civil rights

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

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