- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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