man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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