- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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