A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Man U

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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