- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

hi penis ham telephone

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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