What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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