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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

the sky is green no it is not

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

who is not good looking? mon morello

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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