What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

White NBA players.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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