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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Small Penis.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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