Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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