- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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