civil rights

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What do I hate? people

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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