- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Cripples are lame.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

the economy.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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