What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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