- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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