Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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My jeans

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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