Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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