- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

A sober Irish individual.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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