- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

i have yougurt mit traktor

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

you see theres this guy.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??