Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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