- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

why dont they make black forks

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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