- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

knock knock Goodbye

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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