- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

men, men like men= men+bed

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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