Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Blacks

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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