What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Suck pussy

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Knock knock.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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David Cameron

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Anti Joke

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