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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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