- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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