what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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