- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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