- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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