Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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