- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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