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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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