- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

A blind man walks into a library.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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