- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A pope meets another one

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Whose your daddy? Not me

A penis walks into a bar..

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

. . I am a whale

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