- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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