- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

homosexual rights to marriage

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Ross.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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