Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Knock Knock.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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