- Anti Joke

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

A teenage girl walks into a bar. She sits down and watches the TV up against the wall. The bartender walks by and says "Hello, do you have I.D." The girl says "No, I'm just here waiting for my ride." The bartender then says "Well I'm sorry to have to tell you this but you gotta be 21 or over to sit in the bar." The girl says "Okay, but is there anywhere I can wait that is safe?" The bartender asks "Why?" and the girl replies "Well, I've been hiding from my ex boyfriend. I just broke up with him an hour ago. He was very controlling and he is still not over me. So now I'm here waiting for my new boyfriend." The bartender says "What you have a new boyfriend already? Maybe that's why your ex was angry." The girl says "yeah, I know, oh look there's my ride. It was nice talking with you, have a good night."

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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