What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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