Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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