A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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