What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Women outside of the kitchen.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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