why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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