Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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