Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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