What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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