What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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