Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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