Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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