- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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