- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

I wrote a funny joke.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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