- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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