- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tea with milk?

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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