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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

roses are red poo is poo

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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