- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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