- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

I have a horse.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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