- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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