- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

How you know when dislextic

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Roses are red Im adopted

Maths.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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