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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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