- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

God is real.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

hola said the chinese man

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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