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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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