A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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