Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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A russian gives away vodka.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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