Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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