- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Albert your flies undone.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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