Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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sky silverstein

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Gay rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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