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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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