- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What rhymes with milk...milf

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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