Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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