why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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jews

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Anti Joke

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