- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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