- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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