Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Michael Brown

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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