How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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woman's rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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