- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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