- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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