whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

A blind man walks into a library.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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